Why Win95 is Better than Linux
  Feb 15th, 23:09:40 

 As posted to comp.os.linux.advocacy, by Jon Hamkins. 

 It's Funny... Laugh. -lt ed 

 Because all operating systems are written by programmers, I assume that any
 operating system is much smarter than me. Thus, any good operating system should try
 to outsmart me by restricting my options at every turn. Linux, like all versions of Unix, is
 lousy at restricting my options because at the command line virtually any operation can
 be performed with ease. (For example, 'rm -rf /win' could delete an entire mounted
 directory, with no popup window warnings whatsoever.) 

 I'm proud to say that there is no such danger in 95/NT. Windows pop up when I want to
 make a change, and then more pop up to ask if I'm sure I want the change. Thankfully,
 Windows 95/NT operating systems look after my computer's well-being by
 occassionally switching configuration settings from the way I want them to what the OS
 programmers think they might probably ought to be. Boy, I'm just impressed with how
 smart they are. Once I learned to live with whatever the default settings are on any new
 hardware I install, I can't say the number of hours I have saved. 

 I use that spare time to reboot my Windows machine multiple times a day. Technical
 support personnel recommend that I do it regularly-- kind of like brushing my teeth. To
 help remind me of this necessity, windows pop up to tell me to reboot whenever I make a
 configuration change. By now my machine is minty fresh, I figure. 

 There is no such useful rebooting in a Linux system. It is as reliable as the sunrise, with
 uptimes in weeks and months. Virtually no configuration change requires a reboot, to
 boot. Imagine all that plaque in the computer. Gross! 

 In 95/NT I am prevented from making dangerous fundamental configuration changes
 unless I use a special "registry editor". I have found it so useful to have this separate
 editor that I hope in future versions they go all the way and supply a separate editor for
 each file on the disk -- in that way windows could pop up at every keystroke to warn me
 that changing any line in the file I am editing could cause the system to not run properly.
 If this were only the case, people would finally learn that it is best to just stick with the
 mouse and they would be freed of the need to constantly move their hands back to the
 keyboard. (If one stops to think about it, the mouse is a much better device to use than
 the keyboard. Ever hear of someone getting carpal tunnel syndrome from a mouse? No.
 It's comfortable and ergonomic. Like morse code devices. That's how long distance
 communication started, after all.) 

 Linux, by contrast, requires no special editor to change configuration files. The fact that
 there is no "registry" in Linux allows the abomination of using any text editor whatsoever
 to do the configuration. Can you believe that configuration files are usually stored clear
 text? Talk about dangerous! 

 I am also happy to report that I have experienced no truth to the rumor that Windows
 disks become corrupt after improper shutdowns. Indeed, I have been forced to improperly
 shutdown the machine innumerable times after it locks up, and I have no apparent
 problems to report regarding the disk. No such claim can be made for Linux. They say
 something about lack of data points. Excuses are all I ever seem to hear from the Linux
 crowd. 

 By sheer size alone, Windows 95/NT beats Linux hands down. It is so much bigger, it is
 obvious that it is better. Why would you want a small OS with the large disks and RAM
 sizes we have these days? For this reason alone, I heartily recommend Windows as a
 way to maximize resource utilization. Your CPU and disk will constantly be pegged to
 the limit, the way god intended. The Linux kernel and drivers accounts for only about
 750KB. Why, even the Microsoft Win16 subsystem uses more space than that. 

 It is no surprise that Windows costs $270 on the retail market and Linux doesn't cost
 anything. People know what they want, and they want Windows. Because Linux is free,
 that means it's basically worthless. The same goes for all the development tools,
 remotable GUIs, and applications, which all cost money for windows (i.e., are worth
 something) and free for Linux (worthless!). 

 Installing software is very easy in Windows. I usually slip in CDs without even reading
 instructions or warnings, and just double click on whatever window pops up. There is no
 need to read anything or touch the keyboard. (Did I mention that I hate that thing?) Well,
 OK, I have learned the hard way the the machine locks up if I don't take the time to close
 all other applications. 

 Linux, by contrast, requires typing on the keyboard to get anything to install at all. And
 you always have to know the NAME of program you want to install. For example, in
 Redhat, you have to type 'rpm -ivh ' to install the program and documentation. Linux
 needs to get with the '90s! 

 Windows follows the DOS convention of putting \r\n at the end of every line of a text file.
 While this is only a mild concern because of the relative rarity of text files on Windows
 machines these days-- thank god-- it helps to differentiate between the text files and
 the other files. Sadly, Linux makes no distinction between text and other files. 

 If I legitemately purchase Windows 95/NT, I can call Microsoft customer support to get
 help with my problems. After a short hold time of an hour or so, they always help me.
 Ever since I told them that I was dual booting to Linux, they were able to flag my account
 and now each time I call even the entry level support personnel I am connected to say
 that Linux is the source of my problems. Everyone seems to agree that Linux is no good.
 The more I listen, the more I'm impressed with the knowledge of the support staff there. 

 By contrast, in Linux, all I have is stockpiles of resources and documentation that I would
 actually have to read in order to understand. Sure, I could obtain Linux support from a
 commercial organization, but they would probably just tell me I have to use a text editor
 to fix up my system. 

 In the end, I have no need for that old computer donkey Unix. I don't need to run big Unix
 tasks, afterall. I refuse to become one of those a bug-eyed computer users, that's for
 sure. As soon as I can keep Windows from crashing for long enough, I'm going to delete
 my Linux partition, i.e., the equivalent of moving it to the recycle bin, saying that I'm
 sure, emptying the recycle bin, and again saying that I'm sure. 

 Hope you enjoyed this. :) Comments or suggestions for improvement of this text are
 welcome.
 ----Jon Hamkins
 (c) 1997