/* This , Like the world is only what you perceive it to be */

Q:"How Do I Become A Hacker?"
A: learn to code , install SunOS , get a SPARC , devote the rest of your
life to computers and technology

Q: well fuck that I'm lazy , how do i become a script kiddy?
A: hmm I guess i can show you , whatever you do with this Info is your
fault not mine...


First things first , I am taking it you have Linux installed and a
conection to the net.  If you are still on Windows* [TM] (C) (R)
then please look into getting a linux CD-ROM from www.cheapbytes.com
install linux , setup PPP [if in redhat just startx and use netcfg pussy]
and come back and read this again ... thanx

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/* top secret hamstuh encryption */
JLKADJFLK;ASDFJLKSA;DJFLASK;DFJSLAKFJLAKSDFJLASKFJDLSKDJF

* tools *
mountd remote exploit code
named remote expliot code
imap remote exploit codes 
wu-ftpd remote exploit code
Security Scanner. SSCAN by JSBACH
listen remote exploit code
q-pop remote exploit code
ICQ bomber & flooder source code
Denial Of Service code
BitchX 
BitchX War Scripts
* tools EOF *


* general idea *
Cause as much trouble with the tools you have as posible
figure out what each tool does and how / why it works
overall have fun with people and concider yourself better
than them because you can use teardrop.c to freeze their windows 
computer or ADMmountd.c to break into their elite red hat 5.1 box

* getting started *
to get started first you have to be a able to walk ,
being able to walk is relative to this as being able to move around
your operating system. if you are "hacking" from a linux box [ YAY ]
then these commands will help you.

mkdir = creates a dir
mv = move , rename
cp = copy
rm = remove 
id = shows you who you are
w  = shows you who's logged in
tail -f = lets you watch a file as text is added to it in real time 
echo = add's text to a file 
cd = changes your directory 

those are some of the basic's now you should be able to get started.

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HOT TIP: make a dir in your base directory called .anythingsecret
the . makes it not able to be shown to a regular ls , kind of hides it.

HOT TIP: put all your "hacking" files in that .anythingsecret DIR 
keep everything clean and in order and it will be a ton easier to keep
your thoughts 2gether and in the long run you may have more "r00t shellz" 

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"r00t shellz" : in my earlier days i was told by someone who had
been  on the scene for a long time , longer than i had that "root shells"
are pretty much what you judge your eliteness on. 
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There are NO rules to being a script kiddy ,
and NO morlas are enforced upon you ,
your actions are your actions ,
and what you see fit to do will always be looked at by others and judged.

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I want to..
A] hack shit now.
B] get on IRC and learn more before i continue my life as a script kiddy
C] change my mind and go get a sparc and be a real haxor

if you said A then you have the mentality it takes to be a true script
kiddy and im not going to hold you back any longer .. lets get started on
talking about how to break into those krad red hat systems...

If you just want to hack ANY computer on any network
then i suggest just letting your Security Scanner scan
for a long time and then picking the computers out of your 
scanners log file that look like you would be able to gain access to the
easiest. [ mountd / named / imap ] 

If you are using SSCAN (tm) JSBACH, and are ready to hack some shit NOW.
then start SSCAN running on some small town ISP..

ie:
home@linux# ./sscan localisp.com/24 >> hot.list &


once the scanning has completed then use your favorite word editor [PICO@#%]
and read the file.. look for where SSCAN has told you that a server is
mountd/imap/or named overflowable.. and then just try all the servers
listed with the exploit that it is listed for... surely after a while one
will work.. even the sun shines on a cluebie script kiddy's ass some day.

[ gcc -o rotshb rotshb.c ]
./rotshb server.com 4 1

[ gcc -o mountd ADMmountd.c ]
./mountd server.com

[ gcc -o imapk1ller imapexploit.c ]
./imapk1ller host.com offset

you will now when your exploit worked and when you have root ,
and you will probally get a funny little feeling , kind of an exited
feeling that will be your motovation to do this again.. 

now once you have root you are ready for the beef of a script kiddys
life....

changing HTML.. a script kiddy changes HTML in many ways for many
reasons.. the funnier hacks i have seen are hacks that are supose to be
serious in which script kiddys voice their opinions on varios things ..
from the soup at school not tasting good to the government just any
opinion that they have in thier little brains .. 

[ find / -name index.html ]
root@hackedbox# echo " i own you " >> /home/httpd/html/index.html

now that you have defaced your first web page , get on IRC and brag about
it , as a script kiddy its something that you HAVE to do.. 

load up BitchX and your War Script [ Civic.bx ] and head on over to
TeenChat on EFNET.. scroll the URL to the page you just "hacked" and if
anyone says anything negative to you say " Shut Up Bitch I Own You "
and nuke them with /teardrop or any other elite d.o.s alias your war
script may have.. you are now on your way to being a super ereet script
kiddy.. by now you have probally allready caused a stir in the underground
and JP from AntiOnline.com is going to interview you because you hacked
the first jewish server that was ever ran off linux .. and now the pope
thinks you are the anti-christ and has been talking about you as an evil
haxer all week on the news.. JP see's a chance to exploit you and make
money off your teen ignorance and does so in a gracefull manor.

now your ego is larger then your IQ ,
you know how to root a server ,
you know how to D.o.S anyone on IRC ,
you are confident ,
you are clueless ,
you think you are a god ,
you have younger want to be script kiddys worshiping you ,
you are in the pinacle of your script kiddy life ,

now take your ICQ flooders / bombers and herass everyone on your ICQ list
for no obvious reason..

you are now a Script Kiddy .. enjoy your new life of stupidity...

in about a year you will realize that being a script kiddy is nothing but
a waste of time.. and sure you have learnt your way around linux like a
small town with only once street to pick up hookers , but you still have a
long way to go before you are corprate material.. and once you decide
computers are your dream and thats what you want to do for the rest of
your life you notice that you wasted the last year and a half  being a
script kiddy .. inflating your teen ego .. hurting lil web servers for no
reason other than the thrill of the hack.. heh


---- another uselss rant by DrHamstuh