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Posted Aug 17, 1999

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SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6)







NAME

sex - have sex



SYNOPSIS

sex [ options ] ... [ username ] ...



DESCRIPTION

sex allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-

fied in the command line. If no users are specified, they

are taken from the LOVERS environment variable. Options to

make things more interesting are as follows:



-1 masturbate



-a external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option



-b buggery



-B<animal>

bestiality with <animal>



-c chocolate sauce option



-C chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)



-d<file>

get a date with the features described in <file>



-e exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)



-f foreplay option



-F nasal sex with plants



-i coitus interruptus (messy!)



-j jacuzzi option (California sites only)



-l leather option



-m masochism (see -s)



-M triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option



-n necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program

kills it)



-o oral option



-O parallel access (orgy)



-p debug option (proposition only)



-P pedophilia (must specify a child process)







Printed 2/15/87 2/15/87 1













SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6)







-q quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)



-s sadism (target must set -m)



-S sundae option



-v voyeurism (surveys the entire net)



-w whipped cream option



-W whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)



ENVIRONMENT

LOVERS

is a list of default partners which will be used if

none are specified in the command line. If any are

specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.



FILES

/usr/lib/sex/animals animals for bestiality



/usr/lib/sex/blackbook possible dates



/usr/lib/sex/sundaes sundae recipes



/usr/lib/sex/s&m sado-masochistic equipment







BUGS

^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.



^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.



MAN AUTHOR

Author prefers to be anonymous.



HISTORY

Oldest program ever.

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