Idiot's Guide to Windows95
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<center><h2>Idiot`s Guide to Windows 95 Ads</h2></center>
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<li>Multitasking: You can crash several programs all at once. No waiting!
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<li>Built-in Networking: You can crash several PC`s all at once. No need to
buy Novell Personal Netware or LANtastic to crash.
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<li>Microsoft Network: Connect with other Windows 95 users and talk about
your crash experiences. Support groups in different cities will be
organized.
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<li>PnP: Plug and Pray (that it works)
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<li>Multimedia: Experience the immense sight and sound of crashing.
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<li>Compatible with existing software: It will also crash your existing
software.
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<li>Increased Productivity: You will need to increase your budget to buy
more products like RAM and HardDrives. Better yet, get a new computer!
That`s product-ivity.
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<li>User-Friendly: Picture of clouds
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<li>State of the Art: Pay for Bill`s next bid for a work of art.
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<li>Macintosh-like: It took Microsoft eleven years and it`s not even
original.
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<li>Online Registration: Dial into Microsoft and let them snoop around your
harddrive. This will guarantee you a place in Microsoft`s files for the
rest of your life.
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<li>MS Plus: More money for Bill`s plus side.
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<li>Optimize: It will increase the utilization of your hard drive and cpu so
much so that you`ll end up upgrading your system. See "Increased
Productivity".
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