Dr Seuss as a Technical Writer
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Here's an easy game to play.<br>
Here's an easy thing to say.<br>
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If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,<br>
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort.<br>
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,<br>
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!<br>
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If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,<br>
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,<br>
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash.<br>
Then your siutation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
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You can't say this?<br>
What a shame, sir!<br>
We'll find you<br>
another game, sir!<br>
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If the label on the cable on the table at your house<br>
Says the network is connected to the button on the mouse,<br>
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,<br>
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,<br>
And your screen is all distorted by the side affects of Gauss, So<br>
your icons in the windows are so wavy as a souse, Then you may as<br>
well reboot and go out with a bang, 'Cause as sure as I'm a poet,<br>
the sucker's gonna hang!<br>
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When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,<br>
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC.<br>
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your<br>
ROM. Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!<br>
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