Decoding Windows Errors
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<p><font color="#75185E" size="4"><b>Decoding Windows Errors</b></font>
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<p>This is a secret list of error codes culled from Microsoft's
in house manual. </p>
<p>WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger. </p>
<p>WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet. </p>
<p>WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in
every file. </p>
<p>WinErr: 004 Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong. </p>
<p>WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused. </p>
<p>WinErr: 006 Malicious error - Desqview found on drive. </p>
<p>WinErr: 007 System price error - Inadequate money spent on
hardware. </p>
<p>WinErr: 008 Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments. </p>
<p>WinErr: 009 Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has
happened. </p>
<p>WinErr: 00A Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full. </p>
<p>WinErr: 00B Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MB. </p>
<p>WinErr: 00C Memory hog error - More RAM needed. More! </p>
<p>WinErr: 00D Window closed - Do not look outside. </p>
<p>WinErr: 00E Window open - Do not look inside. </p>
<p>WinErr: 00F Unexplained error - Please tell us how this
happened. </p>
<p>WinErr: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our developers. </p>
<p>WinErr: 011 Window open - Do not look outside. </p>
<p>WinErr: 012 Window closed - Do not look inside. </p>
<p>WinErr: 013 Unexpected error - Huh? </p>
<p>WinErr: 014 Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of. </p>
<p>WinErr: 018 Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed.
Buy a new one. Old windows license is not Valid anymore. </p>
<p>WinErr: 019 User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not! </p>
<p>WinErr: 01A Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall
all your software. We are terribly sorry </p>
<p>WinErr: 01B Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this
error. Next time you will get a penalty for that </p>
<p>WinErr: 01C Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate </p>
<p>WinErr: 01D System crash - We are unable to figure out our own
code </p>
<p>WinErr: 01E Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait.
And wait </p>
<p>WinErr: 01F Reserved for future mistakes of our developers </p>
<p>WinErr: 020 Error recording error codes - Remaining errors
will be lost </p>
<p>WinErr: 042 Virus error - A virus has been activated in a
dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will
automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again </p>
<p>WinErr: 079 Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been
installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue </p>
<p>WinErr: 103 Error buffer overflow - Too many errors
encountered. Next error will not be displayed or recorded </p>
<p>WinErr: 678 This will end your Windows session. Do you want to
play another game? </p>
<p>WinErr: 683 Time out error - Operator fell asleep while
waiting for the system to complete boot procedure </p>
<p>WinErr: 815 Insufficient Memory - Only 50,312,583 Bytes
available </p>
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